16.MARYLAND.
JUNIOR.

PIZZA

stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

(via joeshmo)

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Posted
13 minutes ago
bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

(Source: basnad, via shut-uhp)

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11287
Posted
13 minutes ago
cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

(Source: basil-at-221b, via shut-uhp)

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109024
Posted
13 minutes ago

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

image

but really

image

And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(Source: pleathe, via mozzarellaqueen)

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244349
Posted
14 minutes ago

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

(via youloveme-xoxo)

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381447
Posted
37 minutes ago

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

(Source: fat-angel, via shut-uhp)

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199690
Posted
38 minutes ago

wewillneverberoyals:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

shut up and take my money

(Source: rialxoan, via shut-uhp)

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480700
Posted
40 minutes ago

isis-:

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

THEY ARE DELICIOUSNESS ALL SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRY (although with the vegemite SPREAD IT THINLY FOR FUCKS SAKE, IT DOESNT NEED TO BE SPREAD ON THICK LIKE PEANUT BUTTER)

(via imtouchingyourbutt)

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59051
Posted
41 minutes ago

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via shut-uhp)

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422884
Posted
41 minutes ago