LAND OF MARY

16

SENIOR

FOOD

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via thesimpsonsandstuff)

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4 hours ago

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via throw-your-halo-down)

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4 hours ago

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

(Source: twinkdancy, via hate)

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4 hours ago

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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4 hours ago
guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

(via iamthewhitegirl)

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1 day ago

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via sniffing)

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1 day ago

pakeeztani:

"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley

(via jax)

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1 day ago

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

(Source: jabura, via hate)

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1 day ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via urbancatfitters)

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1 day ago

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via weloveshortvideos)

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1 day ago

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

(via weloveshortvideos)

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1 day ago
nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film


Sandy Bullock looks great here

nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

Sandy Bullock looks great here

(Source: skypestripper, via hate)

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Posted
1 day ago

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via hwat3vz)

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1 day ago